When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
Jokes & Riddles - 5 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Gotta love those lawyers!...:)
Answer 2 :
Hilarious and so damn true!
Answer 3 :
Ha ha, the moral of this story is - if you want the truth, ask a woman.
Answer 4 :
Quite true lol
Answer 5 :
Ha ha ha.!!! Good one Skycat.!!! Cheers.!!
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Thursday, February 28, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
I want to emigrate to the USA or Canada when i finish my degree, how hard will this be?
I want to emigrate to the USA or Canada when i finish my degree, how hard will this be?
I am studying accounting, and when i am finished my degree i'll need to train another 2 years to be a chartered accountant. I really want to get away from this shit hole country where i will struggle to buy ever buy a decent home. How hard will it be to find work as an accountant in the USA (New York) or Canada (somewhere in Ontario)? Should i go as a part qualified accountant when i leave in uni or should i wait 2 years after i leave uni and am fully qualified?
Immigration - 5 Answers
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Answer 1 :
wait till you're fully qualified, in Canada it's easier to get in with a good education. My aunt moved to the US, it took her 7 years to get her citizenship and she had to renounced her Canadian citizenship.
Answer 2 :
Im in the exactly same boat as you, but have decided to stay and gain experience as this is more favoured when applying for your visa. I would stick it out for abit longer, gain experience then apply...its best in the long run and the way I look at is another couple of years to a lifetime in a place of bliss is a small price to pay for now! Good Luck!
Answer 3 :
yes
Answer 4 :
Canada welcomes new immigrants. Please check the website below & see when & how can u apply. There are some rules u have to follow them & u will be in Canada in few to several months as immigrant.
Answer 5 :
For Canada You need to have at least 1 years work experience in your chosen field before you can apply. 4 years is better - gives you more points. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/index.asp You must meet the following minimum requirements to apply as a skilled worker: You have at least one continuous year of full-time, paid work experience or the equivalent in part-time continuous employment. Your work experience must be Skill Type 0 (managerial occupations) or Skill Level A (professional occupations) or B (technical occupations and skilled trades) on the Canadian National Occupational Classification (NOC). You must have had this experience within the last 10 years. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/noc.asp NOC list http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/assess/index.asp assessment test - you must get 67 points to qualify.
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I am studying accounting, and when i am finished my degree i'll need to train another 2 years to be a chartered accountant. I really want to get away from this shit hole country where i will struggle to buy ever buy a decent home. How hard will it be to find work as an accountant in the USA (New York) or Canada (somewhere in Ontario)? Should i go as a part qualified accountant when i leave in uni or should i wait 2 years after i leave uni and am fully qualified?
Immigration - 5 Answers
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Answer 1 :
wait till you're fully qualified, in Canada it's easier to get in with a good education. My aunt moved to the US, it took her 7 years to get her citizenship and she had to renounced her Canadian citizenship.
Answer 2 :
Im in the exactly same boat as you, but have decided to stay and gain experience as this is more favoured when applying for your visa. I would stick it out for abit longer, gain experience then apply...its best in the long run and the way I look at is another couple of years to a lifetime in a place of bliss is a small price to pay for now! Good Luck!
Answer 3 :
yes
Answer 4 :
Canada welcomes new immigrants. Please check the website below & see when & how can u apply. There are some rules u have to follow them & u will be in Canada in few to several months as immigrant.
Answer 5 :
For Canada You need to have at least 1 years work experience in your chosen field before you can apply. 4 years is better - gives you more points. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/index.asp You must meet the following minimum requirements to apply as a skilled worker: You have at least one continuous year of full-time, paid work experience or the equivalent in part-time continuous employment. Your work experience must be Skill Type 0 (managerial occupations) or Skill Level A (professional occupations) or B (technical occupations and skilled trades) on the Canadian National Occupational Classification (NOC). You must have had this experience within the last 10 years. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/noc.asp NOC list http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/assess/index.asp assessment test - you must get 67 points to qualify.
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Thursday, February 7, 2013
What's it like to be an accountant?
What's it like to be an accountant?
Other - Careers & Employment - 2 Answers
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Answer 1 :
The accounting field is full of job opportunities in various areas and industries, such as corporations, government and nonprofits. You could do clerical work, reconciliations, filling, assembling documents, supervision and management of an accounting department. Accounting jobs are usually done in office environments where people work regular working hours and overtime can be expected at certain times. Education is valued in the accounting world along with certifications, such as the "Certified Public Accountant," CPA license, and the "Certified Management Accountant," CMA certification. Accounting Clerks Accounting clerks are usually entry-level jobs. You can be a clerk in accounts payable or receivable, or you could enter journal entries in the general ledger. You may be required to do some filing and to organize documents. An accounting clerk is detailed oriented and organized with a high school diploma or an associate in arts degree. With the advent of computerized accounting, the more knowledge you have about computers, the more successful you will be. Many students work part time as accounting clerks until they finish their bachelor's degrees. Be proficient in spreadsheet programs such as Excel. Learn QuickBooks and be familiar with entering data into that program, which is very popular with small to midsize businesses. The average accounting clerk salary is $32,000, as of May 2010. Staff Accountants Staff accountant jobs can be entry level for many accounting graduates with bachelor's degrees and even with master's degrees, although some of them can start as senior accountants. Staff accountants perform daily activities such as reconciliations and preparation of journal entries. Staff accountants must have a good background in accounting, usually through formal education and be proficient in Excel and be very comfortable navigating around accounting software. They must be familiar with concepts such as accruals, deferrals and closing periods. The salary for staff accountants as of May 2010 is $55,000. Controller Controller is the "boss" of the accounting department. Controllers usually have a bachelor's degree in accounting or master's degree and many are certified as CPAs or CMAs. They oversee all aspects of accounting, such as accounts payable, receivable, inventory, payroll, cash management and reporting. They hire, train and supervise accounting managers or staff accountants. They are supposed to be experts, make presentations to executives and be very proficient and confident in all accounting matters. Average salary for a controller as of May 2010 is $79,000. Read more: Jobs in the Accounting Field | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/list_6601900_jobs-accounting-field.html#ixzz1Y8yTLe5P
Answer 2 :
A pointless question really Neely. People doing it who like it will say great. People doing it who don't like it will say crap. The opinion of people not doing it and who never have is not worth much really is it. I have never worked in accountancy though i am very good with figures and worked with figures as part and parcel of my jobs, but for me personally i would find an accountants work hugely boring.
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Other - Careers & Employment - 2 Answers
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Answer 1 :
The accounting field is full of job opportunities in various areas and industries, such as corporations, government and nonprofits. You could do clerical work, reconciliations, filling, assembling documents, supervision and management of an accounting department. Accounting jobs are usually done in office environments where people work regular working hours and overtime can be expected at certain times. Education is valued in the accounting world along with certifications, such as the "Certified Public Accountant," CPA license, and the "Certified Management Accountant," CMA certification. Accounting Clerks Accounting clerks are usually entry-level jobs. You can be a clerk in accounts payable or receivable, or you could enter journal entries in the general ledger. You may be required to do some filing and to organize documents. An accounting clerk is detailed oriented and organized with a high school diploma or an associate in arts degree. With the advent of computerized accounting, the more knowledge you have about computers, the more successful you will be. Many students work part time as accounting clerks until they finish their bachelor's degrees. Be proficient in spreadsheet programs such as Excel. Learn QuickBooks and be familiar with entering data into that program, which is very popular with small to midsize businesses. The average accounting clerk salary is $32,000, as of May 2010. Staff Accountants Staff accountant jobs can be entry level for many accounting graduates with bachelor's degrees and even with master's degrees, although some of them can start as senior accountants. Staff accountants perform daily activities such as reconciliations and preparation of journal entries. Staff accountants must have a good background in accounting, usually through formal education and be proficient in Excel and be very comfortable navigating around accounting software. They must be familiar with concepts such as accruals, deferrals and closing periods. The salary for staff accountants as of May 2010 is $55,000. Controller Controller is the "boss" of the accounting department. Controllers usually have a bachelor's degree in accounting or master's degree and many are certified as CPAs or CMAs. They oversee all aspects of accounting, such as accounts payable, receivable, inventory, payroll, cash management and reporting. They hire, train and supervise accounting managers or staff accountants. They are supposed to be experts, make presentations to executives and be very proficient and confident in all accounting matters. Average salary for a controller as of May 2010 is $79,000. Read more: Jobs in the Accounting Field | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/list_6601900_jobs-accounting-field.html#ixzz1Y8yTLe5P
Answer 2 :
A pointless question really Neely. People doing it who like it will say great. People doing it who don't like it will say crap. The opinion of people not doing it and who never have is not worth much really is it. I have never worked in accountancy though i am very good with figures and worked with figures as part and parcel of my jobs, but for me personally i would find an accountants work hugely boring.
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Friday, February 1, 2013
Becoming an accountant?
Becoming an accountant?
hey guys i want to become an accountant am currently doing a levels accountancy what is the next step after this please help Also become a chartered accountant whats necessary.
Higher Education (University +) - 1 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Hi, i am also doing a levels and one of them in accountancy too. i am looking to be an account to. i have been looking and there are so many programs to become one. if you want to go to uni, there are great programs that Deloitte and KPMG offer. If you dont want to go to uni but try kaplan, pwc. if you want more look at notgoingtouni.
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hey guys i want to become an accountant am currently doing a levels accountancy what is the next step after this please help Also become a chartered accountant whats necessary.
Higher Education (University +) - 1 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Hi, i am also doing a levels and one of them in accountancy too. i am looking to be an account to. i have been looking and there are so many programs to become one. if you want to go to uni, there are great programs that Deloitte and KPMG offer. If you dont want to go to uni but try kaplan, pwc. if you want more look at notgoingtouni.
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