When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
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Answer 1 :
Gotta love those lawyers!...:)
Answer 2 :
Hilarious and so damn true!
Answer 3 :
Ha ha, the moral of this story is - if you want the truth, ask a woman.
Answer 4 :
Quite true lol
Answer 5 :
Ha ha ha.!!! Good one Skycat.!!! Cheers.!!
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