Accountant in prison.... Joke?
An accountant was on remand in prison awaiting trial for fraud. He was disturbed to find himself sharing a cell with a mean-looking psychopath. He timidly kept quiet until the psychopath asked"What are you in for?" The Accountant not wanting to engage in conversation but not wanting to offend him said" I committed a white collar crime." The Psycopath responded with "That's a coincidence, so am I. A litle intrigued, the accountant asked "White collar crime? what did you do?" The psychopath looked him in the eye and said: "I murdered a vicar."
Jokes & Riddles - 29 Answers
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Answer 1 :
funny
Answer 2 :
ahhh its allrite
Answer 3 :
lol! ^^
Answer 4 :
lol
Answer 5 :
that was pretty good
Answer 6 :
Lame
Answer 7 :
Not bad...bit predictable
Answer 8 :
hahaha! very good*
Answer 9 :
ha ha, I'm gonna tell this to my religious friend, my accountant friend and my psychopath friend!! thanks!!! good one!!
Answer 10 :
humahaha haha sorry thats the way i laughed heheheh
Answer 11 :
lol good one got to see my accountant tomorrow
Answer 12 :
Very funny thanks
Answer 13 :
Crazy joke! Made me laugh, so i thank you for that!!
Answer 14 :
funny!!!!
Answer 15 :
good 1
Answer 16 :
Lol Honey I saved this cause my nephew is an a Accountant and he just started out on his new job,so this will serve as a warning to him,here have a star and thank you ever so much for the laugh that really lightened my day HE HE HE HE.xxxxx
Answer 17 :
hi quizard, very good, loved your joke. going to print it, well done,
Answer 18 :
LOL funny!!
Answer 19 :
Whoa!! LOL. Yell!! LOL.
Answer 20 :
not bad!but not good!so so!!
Answer 21 :
great joke, i will have to tell my christian friends that one. This message was sent today with love.
Answer 22 :
love that one lol.
Answer 23 :
hahahaha...very funny...get a star...
Answer 24 :
ha ha ha bloody good star award
Answer 25 :
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha INSANE BRILLIANT loved it keep em coming 10/10 & *
Answer 26 :
My dads an accountant so I'll be sending this to him - thanks sweetie :)
Answer 27 :
hahahah
Answer 28 :
ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh
Answer 29 :
I still think you could do better but still enjoyable!
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